Slightly Cursed Goat T-Shirt
The Slightly Cursed graphic tee features a sinister ram with glowing red eyes and the energy of someone who’s accepted that things have been a little off lately. Vintage-inspired shading and distressed lettering keep it creepy, while the phrase gives it that dry, chronically-unbothered humor that makes the curse feel more like a personality trait.
Made from premium heavyweight cotton, it has a soft, substantial feel with a relaxed fit made for everyday wear. The garment-dyed finish gives it a naturally broken-in texture, while durable construction keeps it looking good through repeat wears.
Shipping
Made to order — ships within 5 business days. U.S. orders typically arrive in about 10 days; international orders may take up to 3 weeks. Tracking is sent as soon as your order is on its way.
Returns
Each item is made specifically for your order, so please choose your size carefully before purchasing. Made-to-order items are not eligible for returns or size exchanges. If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us and we’ll make it right.
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean
Size Guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.50 |
Measurements are of the garment laid flat. Size tolerance: ±1.5 in.