Waiting to be Abducted UFO T Shirt
Still waiting on the aliens to come get you? Same.
Waiting to be Abducted is for anyone who has looked around lately and thought, yeah, I'm open to other planets. The design mixes UFO imagery, lunar phases, strange celestial symbols, and an abduction scene into something that feels part conspiracy board, part cosmic escape plan.
It's sarcastic, a little unhinged, and perfect for anyone treating alien contact less like a threat and more like a possible upgrade.
Made from 100% ring spun cotton with a soft garment dyed feel, relaxed fit, and durable stitching. Comfortable enough for everyday wear while you wait for the beam.
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean
Measurements in inches. For the best fit, measure your chest and compare to the shirt measurements below.
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 27" | 8" |
| M | 20" | 28" | 8.5" |
| L | 22" | 29" | 9" |
| XL | 24" | 30" | 9.5" |
| 2XL | 26" | 31" | 10" |
| 3XL | 28" | 32" | 10.5" |
This is a relaxed unisex fit. For a more fitted look, we recommend sizing down.