Cosmically Unavailable T-Shirt
For the days when the universe is calling and you've already put it on do not disturb. The Cosmically Unavailable Tee blends dark humor with mystical fortune teller energy for anyone spiritually booked, emotionally offline, or simply unavailable for earthly nonsense.
Featuring a moody tarot inspired seer and the statement “COSMICALLY UNAVAILABLE,” this design brings vintage occult style together with new age attitude and beautifully detached sarcasm. Made for tarot pulls, moon rituals, coffee runs, record shops, and disappearing from the group chat without explanation.
Made from 100% cotton for a soft, breathable, comfortable feel you'll want to live in. Easy to wear, easy to layer, and mysterious enough to keep everyone guessing.
Perfect for witches, mystics, introverts, astrology lovers, tarot readers, and anyone whose energy is currently somewhere else.
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean
Shipping
Ships within 5 business days. U.S. orders typically arrive in about 10 days; international orders may take up to 3 weeks. Tracking is sent as soon as your order is on its way.
Returns
Each item is made specifically for your order, so please choose your size carefully before purchasing. Not eligible for returns or size exchanges. If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us and we'll make it right.
Got questions? Hit us up at inquiries@inkandowl.store
All measurements are in inches. Measure your favorite tee and compare for the best fit.
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" | 8.25" |
| M | 20" | 29" | 8.5" |
| L | 22" | 30" | 8.75" |
| XL | 24" | 31" | 9" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" | 9.25" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" | 9.5" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" | 9.75" |
Measurements are of the garment laid flat. For a relaxed fit, size up.